Layabout
Annoyingly becomming a doley scum has rather curtailed my ability to go up to the zoo and help out there. My weekends of late have got rather full so I was planning on moving my Thursday tai chi to a Monday morning and going up Wednesday to Friday one week. Except this week I had to see my vampire and do interviews, next week I need to sign on (and may well have to do interviews) and I’ve got a checkup on Friday and a one off tai chi class on Wednesday, the week afterwards more doctory stuff (hey, this health insurance rubbish is costing me a fortune so I’m getting my moneys worth while I can) and then seeing my Dad, then the week after signing on so we’re really looking at the last weekend in August. See - I want to go do an honest days work for free but the government are making it so that I can’t with it’s silly rules and crap health service. Instead I shall lounge about in bed and complain bitterly that I have to be up and in town for 2:20pm every other week which is clearly too early for anyone to be awake and about 
That said, I bet the keepers are delighted they don’t have me underfoot all month 
Anyway, in an attempt to curtail the desire to spend all day, every day in bed that seems to be mandated by law in order to claim my however much a week I get I shall be going to the cinema over the next couple of days to see Wall-e and Kung Fu Panda. I may also try and locate a new hairdressers that doesn’t costs me £ouch every time I go (I have big trust issues when it comes to cutting my hair so changing hairdressers is a mahoosive deal for me) and get a charachature of me that I have framed. It’s all just so jolly exciting.
Anyway, bed time. More garbage tomorrow.
Makes me wish I was unemployed… even more than I already do.
Oh the hairdresser thing is worse than the dentist thing. Trust is everything.
Soupy, being unemployed is all very well and good, but you need the money to afford it
Much as I’d love to live like this funds mean I’ll be back in work pretty soon (although hopefully not too soon 
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Just get a number 2 all over, then you can do it yourself AND save money, problem solved if you ask me!
I just went for a number 2, but to be honest, I’m not sure I’d want it all over.
Oh, you’re talking about a haircut.
Gotcha.
I love my hair, it’s my favourite bit of me. There will be no chopping it off until such point as I get too bald to support long hair when it’ll probably just get shaved off.
Goron, no! Just no!