Oh FFS
Dear NXEA,
Why do you hate me? Is it because I no longer sling over 300 quid a month at you for a season ticket? Might I point out that I regularly throw money at you to get to and from London, Norwich and Cromer and that you are doing quote well in cash from me. Can I also point out I am quite heavily armed today? With that in mind do you think you could at least try and get an intercity into Norwich in time for my connection? It’s not like you even need to be on time. Hell, 15 minutes late and I’ll still make it. So what do you say? Extra hard effort and get this delayed [again] train in before 10:45? Trust me, you don’t want a pissed off me rampaging round the station for 2 hours 
Lots of love,
Dom Xxxx
