The prodigal sock
Having returned to NoSOC today I am pleased to announce that the wayward sock has been located. As such the threat level is now down to SocCon 3 and will be further reduced to SocCon 5 on Tuesday once all socks have been safely returned to the sock drawer. I’d like to thank everyone for staying calm in what must have been a very nerve wracking and frightening time. Safeguards are being put in place to ensure world security is not jepordised this way in the future.
Will a Royal Commission be instigated, or just an internal enquiry? I also hope that more rigorous sock training will be put place AND that the perpetrator will be suitable chastised.
Thank you for the update I will sleep easier tonight knowing that SocCon5 ‘normality’ has been restored.
Yes, the sock is at home and waiting to finish drying before being paired with its partner.