Avoidance
So how do you avoid a Saturday you’re not looking forward to? Simple. Have a good Friday and extend it somewhat. We’re now on hour 39 and I’m heading back home after a fantastic and varied Friday that has involved meals out, trips to the pub, zoo openings, clubbing and other niceness. Yes, I’ve sacrificed a Saturday for it but that’s no biggie. Anyway, I’m now walking back to the Zoo whereapon I will die for 5.5 hours before dragging my arse out of bed to help out at 8 because, well, I’m an idiot 
I should point out I reserve the right to ignore my alarm and die for an unspecified amount of time
