Diagnosis
I think we can safely say it was food poisoning. It’s not man flu (I don’t do man flu) or a cold, it’s certainly not anything kidney related and if it were norovirus I’d still be feeling pants and dancing the toilet 3 step (you get three steps away from it and… ). The only other thing I know that can make you that ill, that fast is bad seafood and if you consider I’d had 70 quids worth of sashimi, tempura and grilled beef (some of it almost blue) for dinner a pattern begins to emerge.
Still, we can take some positives from all this:
- I’ve discovered that the restorative effects of Shreddies are nearly as good as those of Coco-pops which means all you freaks out there that wont or can’t do Coco-pops when ill have a viable alternative.
- I’ve not annoyed my neighbours all day with my plastic drum kit.
- I’ve almost caught up on my sleep.
- I’ve finally watched the Bourne film that’s been sat in the PS3 for over a week.
- I get to call chuggabopps early tonight as I’m not going to Tai Chi
Normal service shall be resumed tomorrow.
hummm Snoop has been ill for the last two days. he said he has a very high temperature and manic shivering but no other effects - he’s lost 6 pounds in weight
I need that kind of diet. Felt a bit dickie this morning but nothing so drastic.
If you have been eating blue beef then it’s probably Mad Cow Disease, the cure for which is voluntary euthonasia. I am sure Defra can help with information.
In the meantime chew only clean hay or grass. :/
I went for a curry with Goron instead. Rather nice one too. Shall be suggesting we patronise said establishment again in the not so distant future. I don’t think it’s mad cow disease. I’ve been eating beef for years and it’s never affected mooo.