Cat Whisperer
You know you’ve probably lost the plot entirely when you find yourself explaining to a rather irate puma (she’s always irate) that if she doesn’t relax she’ll have a heart attack before she’s middle aged. Still, you’ve got to try 
My attempts were simply met with hissing, growling, spitting and lunging for me (2 fences in the way, bwahahahaha!). Since the cats came from Austria I decided that perhaps their English wasn’t so great and I would try mime and whenever they stalked me, I stalked them looking all serious and mean and then pissing myself with laughter when they went for me. They failed to see the funny side. I swear I’m first on Blacky’s list if she ever gets out 
Lets open the door tomorrow and find out!!
All I have to do is run faster than you
ha ha ha… as if you actually could!
Don’t forget you’re going to be wearing wellies while I’ll be wearing proper shoes. Anyway, be nice or I’ll post the photos