d-day: The aftermath
Parents, read this: Tonight was fun, I went out for a few hours, had a few waters and then went home at a sensible time after eating a healthy mixed salad. I said my prayers, donated some money to charity and then went to bed content that my life was a happy one. The end. Now stop reading.
Everyone else: OK, so part of the reason I stopped drinking is that my surfeit of kidneys meant I could process alcohol FAST. They had to work hard, and in combination with smoking they ended up producing stones, however, a single nights drinking isn’t a problem. Yes, I’ve probably produced a small stone but we’re talking grit here and it’ll pass harmlessly in the next week or so. It’s only when I place the kidneys under constant strain that we produce the 11mm x 8mm x5mm monstrosities that I’ve had in the past. 23 drinks (2 WKD blue, 5ish vodka redbulls, many apple sours, a lot of them doubles) I got to drunk, bordering on wankered. That said I did cheat. I had a half of water before hand, 2 pints of water during, a half of water directly afterwards and 3 pints before bed.
Anyhoos. CBT claimed not to be scared of me. That changed by the end of the night 
Got three hugs off her. My friends are all brilliant. Even the ones who didn’t turn up. I seriously wish Sedition was on tonight. Got to wait for the 6th and the Darkside in Leeds. Oh, and I’m no longer caffeine immune, but I’ve had an awful lof lot of redbull so me and a pair of glowsticks are going to dance the night away in the spare room until I get tired and fall asleep
Tonight is bought to you by:
- Grendel
- Blut Engel
- Carfax Abbey
- Combichrist
- More Grendel
- Ultraviolence
- Fear Factory
- Dulce Liquido
- Threat Signal
The main thing is that life was celebrated and a good time was had by all - or at least the main parties involved…
Crack me a glowstick and I’ll be back for breakfast!
(Sleep well)
Girlba
No really, what is d-day again?
You’ll be happy to hear I too was drinking in d-day, and was very drunk, mostly becuase I’d been out fencing all day in the sun, and hadnt much to eat, and then had some nice red wine. However, not everyone in the household was excited at my drunkenness. Also, the following day was bad. No fencing was possible - imagine post ramming with a tender head.
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