Wanted
Stunningly attractive, petite girl, 27-35, GSOH with own home and six figure salary who wants to keep a jaded, long haired miserable old git in the lifestyle he’s become accustomed to. Must be happy with me going clubbing regularly. Please apply below.
(Hey, I’m at a crossroads in my life here, I need to explore all opportunities, including that of being a kept man 
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Send her twin sister this way