Irony
I won the lottery yesterday. Only 10 quid, but still, timing was fantastic. Think I may stop my idiot tax payments in a couple of weeks as it, and a couple of other frivolous things I pay for can go to help extend the amount of time I can be an out of work artiste 
Woo hoo. 10 quid is better than no quid. I’ll be waiting for my portion via the post