Right…
…all those of you that voted for Boris Johnson please stand over by that wall. Straight line people… you, over there in the corner, you voted for him too, get into the line.
Now, I’m sure you thought you were all doing the right thing but Boris is an upper class, grammar school idiot with a tenuous grip on reality and no brain-mouth filter. OK, so Ken was a lefty car hater, but I never let the fact he was a little left wing stand in the way and I’m all for charging Chelsea tractors £25 for coming into London. Anyway. moot point now so instead I’d like to introduce you to your firing squad. If you feel it’ll help you may wish to close your eyes.
Squad, ready!
Take aim!
Fire!
Right, next lot, ‘People who fail to stop at pedestrian crossings…‘
Where can I pick up a firearm to join the squad?
Vote me and I’ll sort something out when I’m in power
Can I nominate ‘people with pull luggage on the tube’? I swear they’re on a mission to 1) take out my ankles 2) get in my way c) park all their luggage in the ‘fast lane’ of the escalator.
#grins# Vote Dom !
but I like Boris, he not only entertains me but quite honestly I’d have voted for satan himself if he was standing against Ken. Seriously if Labour had put up someone who had the first idea what London is and how it works then perhaps Boris wouldn’t be in there. I’d suggest shooting the labour party for giving the good people of London no real option first
If they’re Chelsea tractors, they’re already in London. You don’t drive, you hate trains, I imagine bus’s are held in the same contempt. Let’s hope Boris taxes shoe leather, then you’re f___ed.
You say that, but the requirement for me to enter London is now somewhat reduced