The sordid untruth
So for some reason everyone (and I do mean everyone) seems to think that Cat and I are up to something, so to appease all those who are not going to believe the truth: yes, we did wake up this morning after a night of drunken debauchery and drug fueled sex in piles of our own vomit, because, yes, I’m that good I can pull people who are seeing other people 
but at least I cleared up the vomit! ;D
(no peeps in case you are wondering - there was no vomit!)
Still don’t believe you