Righting Wrongs
Will the idiot 99% of the population* please try and force their way into my flat armed with keys and threatening to gouge my eyes out. According to this I then have legitimate recourse to ‘defend my home’ with extreme prejudice 
With just a few tens of million deft flicks with a sharp implement the country will be a better place. Bwahahahahahaha!
*You know who you are.
