Dear Body…
We are going out to Sedition tomorrow night. This is a fact and not up for discussion. I understand you may be tired and you will be treated to a reasonable nights sleep tonight and all the sleep you can handle tomorrow night. Aches and pains thrown up in protestation will be ignored, headaches will simply be carpet bombed with asprin and nurofen. You will enjoy yourself, the sooner you realise this the better. Die next week, we’re on holiday.
Lots of love,
Brain
