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1. Des April 9th, 2008 6:54 pm

   There you go, where as for me there is apparently an unlimmited supply of women in Stamford and Grenwich waiting to meet me, personaly, me. Not sure what for but judging by the pictures it’s either looking waife like while sitting having a picture or something altogether more suited to after the watershed.

   Which reminds me I need to find my carter CDs.

2. Dom April 9th, 2008 8:50 pm

   Yes, it’s the waife like nature of these women that leads me to believe they are lying, the vast majority of the women here seem to have a) no figure and b) a muffin top and this is assuming they aren’t c) lard arses (The ever cute bar lady and a few others being the exception). I am presupposing that there isn’t some modern version of Castle Anthrax out there with eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between sixteen and nineteen and a half with nothing to do but bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear… Stuff the Carter CDs I’m off to go find a grail shaped beacon!

3. cataclismical April 9th, 2008 9:45 pm

   Now what category do I fit into??????

   On the other side of the coin the blokes ain’t that great either!!!! In fact I’d go so far as to say that those on my “hypothetical” list of apparent shag partners are minging in the mostest … .. so far I have Norm the Toothless (and 80) .. Manufan, Chelseafan .. (who .. well I’m not going there) and Tottenhamal … all in themselves lovely personalities, but highly unlikely to do it for me .. where are those blokes on the Male Pirellie calendar and why don’t they drink in my pub?

   Oh, I forgot they do, they are called Chelsea players and wouldn’t be interested in me

4. breezyallatsea April 10th, 2008 5:27 am

   I agree…the men are never quite as fantastic as promised. Oh and I hate how the book of face is advertising now!

5. Dom April 10th, 2008 7:32 am

   Cat, you fall into the d) lives bloody miles away and e) are/were taken categories.

   I think we need to find out where all the beautiful single people are hiding.

6. gibbja April 10th, 2008 11:42 am

   Perhaps they have beautiful personalities, and the pictures are allegorical?

   I hear iceland has lots of very lovely ladies, though the men are apparently less so, and there’s italy for men.

7. Dom April 10th, 2008 1:51 pm

   Iceland is hideously expensive… and no, quite a few of the *ahem* ladies in my fair town of abode lack both looks and personality.

8. Des April 10th, 2008 8:05 pm

   Personality is systematicaly over rated by those who are insufficently shallow. Last time I checked all the atractive young single people were moving in with one another and then complaining how dull it’s all become and planning/undertaking the moving in with others.

   I believe this continues until you either marry, or more likely until you become too old for it to be worth lying about the married status?

9. Dom April 10th, 2008 8:08 pm

   Oooh, me! Me! I’m shallow… and dull

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