The facts speak for themselves
Can I just point out to the naysayers, doom mongers, tree huggers and bleeding heart liberals that if having my massiveĀ 204″ TV with its 17Kw power supply fed by burning baby dolphins was contributing to “global warming” that it wouldn’t be snowing outside. In April. Snow implies cold. Cold implies not warm. Not warm implies little or no warming going on. So, in summary: I’m late for work.




yes, certainly a puzzle. I would have made a snow bunny but Easter was weeks ago.
Yes, I think we’re into making snow castles now.
When we was young climate change was called weather, and we just lived with it.
Snow is nice, though I agree it is calendarly challenged.
I’m pretty sure that when we were young we had proper snow too, that covered everything and facilitated the construction of snowmen [yes, shock, horror, I don't go genderally challenged snow people either] and the pelting of each other with snowballs [which is propably now illegal under the dangerous weapons act or something equally bloody stupid]. None of this namby pamby ‘dusting of snow’ rubbish we seem to get these days.
Dunno about where you were but we had plenty of snow for a snowman, and I did in fact engage in a fight with snowballs.
Snow is good if you don’t actually have to go anywhere .. bad if you do and you know it is worse where you are going so you cancel
You are late for work - that’s bad .. I am not at home - and that is bad too!
200 miles was too much!
Not being at home is not nesessarily bad