Amy Bloody Whine-house
Oh my GOD, will the media just shut the f*ck up about Amy Bloody Whine-house. There’s a reason she was voted the #1 most annoying person of 2007, and she’s continuing to be annoying in 2008. Stick her in prison, stick her in rehab [OK, so it appears she's there now], or just give her enough free drugs to OD, just shut up about her.
They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said “No, no, no.”
You’re a mess love. Ignore the lyrics from your God awful dirge, get cleaned up and the fade away quietly. Or don’t, and die in a pile of your own vomit and urine. Makes no difference to me, provided you’re out of the sodding news.
This post was stabbed out on the iPhone last night but not posted until today mainly to do with the vagaries of using Wordpress on an iPhone.
And while they’re at it, they could shut up about Britney. She too is a mess. Perhaps we should set up a new country in Antartica, policed by gengineered super intelligent and humourless penguins, and send these absket cases down there until they prove they can re-join society without going through a slow motion implosion.
*claps very loudly .. and then creeps slowly from the room*
Managed to avoid the media attention in Ms Spears, but yes, some sort of facility is in order. See to it right away.
Cat - you do a lot of sneaking out - do I scare you?
Yes Dom, you do scare me!
.. however I am practising my creeping .. you never know when you might need to creep next .. so I’m just practising .. ok?! 
Stands up to be counted whilst clapping VERY LOUDLY.
Here here. Although her music is good - I don’t want to know or care about her personal life.
I still chuckle at the fact that her surname has the word ‘wine’ in it
easily amused me. 