Best Guest Bathroom
OK, this was borne out of a discussion over here, however, I maintain I have a nicer guest bathroom than you lot†. I make this claim due to the following facts:
- You get your own bathroom.
- This is only used by guests‡.
- Despite it’s lack of use it is thoroughly cleaned every two weeks by professional cleaners.
- Guests get matching cotton towels (bath towel and bath sheet) and dressing gown (full on hotel style with the high backed neck), two sets if a couple is staying.
- If the guests are caught short there is a selection of Molton Brown body gel, shampoo and conditioner.
- For blokes there is also a bottle of Lynx shower gel and some Head and Shoulders which I used to decant into my small gym bottles, but you’re quite welcome to use.
- There is an oil burner, fragranced candles and oil which can be used while relaxing in the bath.
- I have a nice bath with a good supply of hot water which means it fills quickly.
- There are two iDucks which have flashing lights when they come into contact with water. You can play with these.
- There is a table which can be used next to the bath to place your drink and magazine on.
- There is a lovely, fluffy, barely used bath mat to stand on when you get out.
- You have your own towel rail so you don’t have to drape wet towels on your bed.
- It’s bright, clean and well lit.
- Should you need it I can provide hair brushes, combs and a 12 speed hair dryer (I have long hair too
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I should point out here that I’m not gay. I don’t like baths, I shower (in my en suite bathroom which has a wicked shower), however, when I kitted out the bathroom I had a girlfriend and she liked long, candle lit baths.
So, Time Traveler, lets have why yours is better (and the rest of you if you care to compete )
† Yes, most of the time it’s got washing drying in it, but that is removed before overnighting guest come.
‡ Yes, yes, and to dry washing.
Hmm, you’ve got me on the iDucks and Molten Brown, but I think I can beat you by my guest room having a fridge, 36″ HD television, PS2, Wii and full wireless internet access. I also have multi country 110-250v, 50 or 60hz power. And a secure parking space (in the basement, obviously).
It’s so good that when guests come to visit, they stay for weeks. Which may or may not be a good thing.
My bathroom is the best as every other night it has me in it. Naked.
Ditto, but that’s not necessarily a good thing
Goron, all that stuff isn’t in the bathroom though (unless you make your guests bath in the secure parking space).
Blue - you make a compelling argument
My bathroom works. That is all I will say!
It as occured to me (sorry, early morning, being slow) that Blue has just implied her bathroom is best for guests as she gets naked in it for them. Blue, can I come stay round yours for a couple of days?
I just saw this!
You can play with these
that’s cute.
Ok - I’ll ‘compete’ when I get a moment to devise my carefully thought out attack