Hair dye
So, according to the adverts, if you’re female you need to get special hair dye that comes in 15 different bottles, with 36,000 different shades of the colour being applied, a special brush and details instructions explaining the 4 day process for applying it. The adverts go on about the active ingredients and how they contain boswelox, calendula† and bullshitium and how the die nourishes the hair, takes it out for meals and treats it properly.
If you’re a man, get die, shampoo on, 5 minutes later you’re done, go pull birds.
Someone somewhere is lying to us.
† Seriously, who here also thinks that calendula sounds like an STD?
I agree with the calendula, and to me boswelox is something to make you like that old fat bloke from Happy Days.
So what colour have you gone for? And does it, as you, pull birds?
edit: make you *look* like that old fat bloke from Happy Days.
Oh, I haven’t died my hair (despite the claims, everyone can tell with Just For Men™ gel), I was just watching an advert for hair die and it struck me that, as with most womens beauty products, them amount of bullshitium used was immense.
ah yes.. probably because they’re worth it.
#shrugs# I’d like to point out not every female in the world can think of nothing but shoes and hair product…
And I’d like to point out that not every man in the world can thing of nothing but sex… but I’d be lying