Birthday
OK, so it’s my birthday in a few weeks and I thought I’d give everyone adequate notice of what I would like. As you may or may not know I’m a sod to buy for so here is the list:
My preferred item would be: Nothing. Nada. Zilch. Seriously, I quite liked the no gifts things at Christmas and it makes it easier for everyone.
Given that not everyone will go with that my second option is for you to get me something from here. That way someone is made happy, I don’t have to find somewhere to store anything and you can’t get me something I don’t want/like.
If you really, really, really want to spend money on me and don’t want to help out some poor, starving unfortunate then I’ll accept John Lewis vouchers.
You don’t need to worry about cards either. It’s not like I ever remember to send any. 
What about half a sheep?
I think Oxfam only do whole animals.
Hmm - considering getting the ‘positive living pack’ for you now :p
Sorry - but since I posted the last one keep getting this quote in my head - so inflicting it on everyone else now too…
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. “