Christmas acording to advertisers
January: “Get prepared for next Christmas, for just £x per month you too can loose all your money when our company goes tit’s up depriving you of vouchers for money off Christmas from all these shops.”
September: “Christmas is coming, better start thinking about what you’re going to be getting people.”
October: “Don’t forget about Christmas, it’s closer than you think.”
November: “It’s Christmas! Shop! All of you, before it’s too late!”
December 1st-23rd: “Oh my God people, there are only x shopping days left before Christmas! Have you got everything you need? Are you sure? Panic!”
December 24th: “ONLY 1 DAY LEFT! GO! SHOP! QUICKLY! BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE. CHRISTMAS IS HERE!! Oh, and the sales start boxing day.”
December 25th: “Boxing Day sales! We’re open from 9am Boxing Day! Don’t miss out!”
What!?? You’ve been driving Christmas down my throat for 12 sodding months and now you’re telling me about boxing day!
I *bang* want *bang* each *bang* and *bang* every *bang* bloody *bang* one *bang* of *bang* the *bang* retards *bang* responsible *bang* for *bang* this *bang* lined *bang* up *bang* in *bang* front *bang* of *bang* me *bang* so *bang* I *bang* can *bang* shoot *bang* each *bang* and *bang* every *bang* bloody *bang* one *bang* of *bang* them *bang*!
I’m reminded of the Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation…
Yes, but for them to be first up against the wall when the revolution comes one actually needs a revolution.
Well what are we waiting for ? Let’s start one