Little Oiks
To the the twonks out in the park putting graffiti on the path and lurking menacingly in the carpark of the local car sales place:
1) Park is not spelt with a c. writing ‘Parck’ makes you look like an idiot
2) The police frown on graffiti and tagging. Sticking your full name (including middle names) is a little stupid
3) The things on the walls looking at you in the carpark are CCTV cameras.
4) ‘Fuck the world’ isn’t exactly rebellious. It sort of lacks finesse and shows you’ve put very little thought into your graffiti.
5) Are you really that bored that you need to hang about in a carpark?
I love the word “twonks” but need to let you know that the twats in question will, almost certainly, escape prosecution for their criminal damage. This will no doubt bolster their confidence and allow them to commit larger and more malicious crimes in the future.
Who the hell can’t spell “park”? Idiots!
Perhaps I could get youto hover over and burn them with your laser eyes before they move onto bigger crimes.
Thankfully most of the kids that hang out in the park are scared of me. They’re not quite sure what it is I carry in the big long bag
5) Are you really that bored that you need to hang about in a carpark?
Only if they cant stand the excitement of sitting around outside the offy OR in bus shelters drinking cider ( what’s even sadder IS if they’re drinking cider and trying to pull the whole ‘Ohh aren’t we hard’ :)).
Yeah - I tried the whole hanging around thing a couple of times when I was a kid, got bored and went to the pub instead. I guess it makes life easier if you hang out with more mature, sensible people and if you can all get served
(think I started getting served in pubs from the age of 14 or so 
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