New t-shirts
I have new clothes. I may even reinstate shirt watch to cover all the new tshirts and hoodies I’ve bought (because I know you lot just love coming here and thinking ‘why the hell has he posted that? We don’t care!’). I have t-shirts with humorous slogans: ‘Meh.‘, ‘I void warranties‘, ‘Keep out of direct sunlight‘ and ‘I see stupid people‘ being some of them.
I have t-shirts that tell people about my mood. For example, if I am in a good mood I have one that says: ‘Not antisocial, just shy (you can talk to me!)’ (thanks to Bathgirl for that one) which means I’m in a good mood, I wish to talk to people and, if you’re cute and single, please feel free to leap on me. I also have my ‘leave me alone t-shirts’. There is the vaguely miffed one that says: ‘This is my fuck you anti-social hate the world scary black t-shirt‘. Then there is the seriously miffed one that says: ‘Is there life after death? Piss me off and find out!‘
Since I can’t really wear these to work I also have a nice sign that says ‘I’ve run out of sick days, I’m calling in dead’ (again, thanks to BG for that) which I’ll be putting up in my cube.
I love shopping in Camden. My credit card doesn’t though 
Camden scares me. It is like I have stepped out of the tube station into a different planet.
Hmm. I’d probably scare you too then, I feel very much at home when I go to Camden. They’re my kind of people
Every city should have a section like Camden ( if only so there’s a decent Rock club) :op
I don’t think most cities have had a decent rock club for years
Whatever happened to “Save the Whales” and “I stop for horses”, or is it just that they are hidden underneath the Matrix Reloaded leather coats.
the youth of today don’t care about the whales and probably don’t know what a horse is, let alone stop for one. ‘I stop for stingers… And then only because they shreded my tires and gave me choice’ would be more up to date for today’s ASBO gerneration. I’m simply growing old disgracefully.
Still in the queue. Still bored. 3 people to go.