Contrary to claims elsewhere I am not, in fact, Spartacus.
You’d need really bad eyesight to confuse you with Spartacus, surely?
I mean he was a big fit bloke (I know you’ve been going to the gym since I last saw you, but this would be a stretch).
And the biggest reason why you wouldn’t be Spartacus is that he’s been dead since about 71 AD.
Of course you’re not Spartacus!
I am!
Blue, one doesn’t want to cast aspersions on your Spartacusness but surely the wrong sex to be Spartacus
I’m Spartacus!
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You’d need really bad eyesight to confuse you with Spartacus, surely?
I mean he was a big fit bloke (I know you’ve been going to the gym since I last saw you, but this would be a stretch).
And the biggest reason why you wouldn’t be Spartacus is that he’s been dead since about 71 AD.
Of course you’re not Spartacus!
I am!
Blue, one doesn’t want to cast aspersions on your Spartacusness but surely the wrong sex to be Spartacus
I’m Spartacus!