Of Pumpkins and Men
Interesting weekend. If you’d told me on last week that on Saturday I’d be stood in a group of people hearing the phrase ‘John, get you dick out of the pumpkin!‘ I would have thought you were a bit strange; but no, I have photographic and video evidence of John performing a lewd act on a pumpkin. Apparently this is not uncommon where John is concerned and him getting his todger out when drunk is a completely unremarkable event to those who know him well. The mind boggles.
On the plus side I have discovered a new pub populated by my kind of people (long hair, wear black, listen to loud guitar based music) with a semi reasonable jukebox and, most importantly, a sign on the door saying ‘no chavs‘. I think I will be upgrading this to my local 
I also made a few more friends (I already knew John, although was unaware of his… habits) which is nice, most of which don’t seem to wish to perform carnal acts on members of the gourd family which is always a good thing.
All pubs should have a “no chavs” sign on the door.
Actually make that all buildings.
Was it a particularly attractive pumpkin?
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I agree with you regarding the no chavs signs. It was not, as these things go, a particularly attractive pumpkin IMHO, but then I can’t say I’ve ever found a pumpkin particularly attractive.
I.am.tiptoeing.out.of.here!
Before I join Cataclismical in making a swift exit a thought occurs, dont carved pumpkins usualy have lit candles in…..?
Bathgirl .. I hadn’t thought of that … Eeewww ouch!
The candles were blown out and removed. The debauchery was finally ended when one of our group started using the pumpkin as an ashtray
You know when you’re not sure if you should be relieved or worried that the thaught occured to you to start with?
Exit Bathgirl stage right grinning slightly