God I’m hungry
So I’ve actually been to a purveyors of finest comestibles and acquired, for my delectation, the leaves and fruits of two common salad plants, two varieties of pressed curds, cold cuts from an omnivorous domesticated hoofed animal and some bread so tonight’s repast will be both filling and wholesome. This foray to the local supermarket was less to do with my concern of my rapidly failing health (it actually seems to be doing less of the failing and more of the getting better) and more to do with the fact I needed some bog roll.
Upon purchasing said items I placed them into suitable receptacles to effect the carrying of them homewards, to whit, two plastic carrier bags. In one bag I placed the toilet roll and the bread, in the second I placed all the other items. This latter bag broke immediately and required me to double bag. The first bag survived no longer than 2 minutes (holding very little weight). I have since relocated all my purchases into a much sturdier bag. It would appear that the local retailer (one Tesco’s Metro) has either received a shipment of faulty bags or they have switched to new ‘biodegradable’ [or 'crap'] bags. Either way, it’s a pretty poor show.
So, you mean your cold meats and salad was too heavy for a plastic carrier bag.
God you don’t have spout bollocks
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It says, right there in capitals at the top of the page: The outpourings of a deranged mind. I rest my case
And I mean bread and bogroll was also too heavy for a plastic carrier bag. The sarnies I made were nice though.
Invest in one of those reusable, trendy, jute bags and ditch the carbon-naughty plastic variety. You could carry tank parts home in those.
I transfered everything to a large sturdy platsic bag that I reuse. I don’t normally keep jute bags at the office (was the Tesco Metro by work).