Experiment
OK, so some of you have been asking where I have been for the past [insert time period here]. So I dropped of the face of the planet a little but that was really only on Tuesday and it’s only a few days later. I’ve been on holiday, at home with a shockingly intermittent interwebnet connection, way too much House, Scrubs, Heroes, Lost and Numbers to watch, 9 shirts to iron, 7 loads of washing to do (I did all my towels and bedding too) and an interesting nutritional study to perform. The question on the table was:
Is it possible to live on eggy bread and peanut butter sarnies for a week?*
The answer is an emphatic ‘no’. I now have a cold. Still can’t be arsed to go to the supermarket to get some proper food though 
Am also still undecided as to whether I should continue my social experiment** and go out tonight or if I should stay in and watch more TV, slob about and upgrade the cold to manflu*** and get an early night.
* The results of the experiment may also be invalid as I had 2 kebabs during the week too.
** is it possible to pull a stunningly attractive girl without actually talking to them because you’re too scared to go anywhere near them?
*** Manflu would be a good precursor, and subsequent nice cause for, my impending death
Aren’t eggy bread and peanut butter sarnies a tad soggy?
Ah - a slight misunderstanding, my meals have, on the whole been either eggy bread or peanut butter sarnies, not peanut butter sarnies made of eggy bread