Sweets
My desk had numerous visitors yesterday. It would seem that having a hayuge pot of lemon bonbons on your desks makes you a very popular person indeed. The majority of the sweets have been taken home now and put into plastic containers with just the bonbons and most of the aniseed balls being left at work full time. I shall spend the next few weeks taking in a little goodie bag of sweets for the day in a vain attempt to ration myself to non diabetes causing levels of sugar 
Today’s ration is 6 lemon sours, 10 cola cubes, 10 fizzy cola bottles… and probably a stack load of lemon bonbons and aniseed balls
Oh, and if you though the amount of stuff I bought was insane, one of my colleagues was talking about spending a 3 figure sum on that website!
anyway, for those who know were I sit, help yourself to bonbons*. For everyone else, if you give me an excuse to come out and play I may be persuaded to bring a little goodie bag for you** 
Pictures will be forthcoming.
* While stocks last. Maximum 2 bonbons per person per visit. Terms and conditions apply. Your home may be at risk if you do not keep up payments on your mortgage or other loans secured on it. Your statutory rights are not affected.
** While stocks last. Offer is limited to the Greater London area and is on a first come, first serve basis***. The judges decision is final and no correspondence will be entered in to. No purchase necessary. The value of your investments may fall as well as rise.
*** Attractive, single women will be allowed to queue jump. The presence of strings can be negotiated.
After that lot your mouth will look like a little puckered prune!
So you planned this glorious sugar based entertaining for the week after I’d been to London. Bah.
I…er…was so distraught at you leaving I needed to cheer myself up….yes…that was the reason for buying them