End Of An Era
Ask anyone who knows me and they’ll tell you I wear black. Black jeans, black shirts, all black, that’s all I’ve ever worn. They’d be wrong of course. When I first started work I used to wear white shirts (I’m wearing one in my pass photo, although it is 10 years old) and I’ve not worn a black coat to work regularly for quite a while (ironically enough not since I started wearing black shirts).
The whole black shirt thing started when one of my colleagues, who also wore all black, left. I needed to buy a new set of shirts (I was still wearing shirts I’d worn at school and they were getting to be just a little bit on the old side
) and I decided to take up the mantel of The Guy Who Wears All Black. Well, it worked. I’ve had two girlfriends over a number of years try and [to a lesser or greater extent] fail to get me to wear colour plus the obligatory barrage of pisstaking from my friends on the rare occasion that I’ve worn non black (usually weddings and usually because I am in a suite).
I’ve decided to go for a change though. My current crop of black shirts are well past the stage where I should have replaced them and the lack of long sleeved black shirts in M&S coupled with suggestions from a few friends that I might actually attract more women if I wore a bit of colour has lead me to go buy a whole load of coloured shirts (well, OK, 3 actually, and one white linen one). I will probably be throwing out the 3 light weight black (actually so faded they’re brown looking) shirts straight away and keeping the 3 heavier black (actually so faded they’re green looking) shirts for things like painting and crawling around in the mud. I’ll also probably go buy another 4 shirts fairly soon just to make sure I have enough for the week.
Anyway, today I am wearing a purple with white stripes job and I am fully expecting a whole barrage of comments and pisstakes from friends and colleagues (something that will no doubt last a couple of weeks). I’m also getting my hair cut. I’m just not sure if its going to be a trim, a restyle or something a lot more drastic.




please provide photographic evidence of the purple and white stripes.
There will be photographic evidence shortly - possibly tonight. Thought I would get my hair sorted first. If I do decide to get it shawn off (unlikely) then I thought a combined photo of colorful shirt and new hairdo would be in order
Photos of chickens will also be posted later today 
Make sure everyting is labelled so we can tell who’s you and who’s the chicken
The chickens are black, I will be in glorious Technicolor, it should be obvious. If it’s not let me know and I’ll come round there and hurt you
I will believe the hair when I see it! May I suggest the completely fantastic makeover.
It was a trim, there is photographic evidence. It is shorter… just